Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA

Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Colorado

A hormonal teenager

"how do you describe Colorado?"
"A hormonal teenager"

by Bitch ass definitions December 2, 2021

colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

by word girl to the rescue January 23, 2022

Colorado keagan

King of the fuck boys a wanna be gang member a Crip but the only way they are affiliated is there cripped in the brain. One who is most likely to drop the soap in juice and get that thuggish roughish bone

That faggit was a real Colorado keagan

by Purple nurble February 9, 2022

Colorado Double

A type of sexual manouver where you double-penetrate someone, male or female, whilst riding a saddle made in colorado

Did you hear that Moonbeam and Big Nasty gave her the ol' colorado double last weekend?

by Riptide_Magoo February 10, 2022

Colorado

Cold. Need I say more?

Colorado is so fucking cold. But I mean aye weeds legal

by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022

Colorado Slushie

When you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick just as you explode in her hole. This can leave a bit of a mess.

John: My girlfriend gave me a Colorado Slushie last night.
Alex: That must have been messy as hell.
John: Yeah, but I made her lick it up.

by I'm watching animaniacs February 26, 2022