by ☆GENDA☆ May 18, 2016
Get the Colon Connection mug.(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
Get the colon lock mug.A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
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I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
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I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
Get the Capitalistic Colonizer Day mug.Would you please stop farting? I am tired of smelling your colon breath. Would please tell your colon to stop burping!
by Mrslady78 November 9, 2019
Get the Colon breath mug.When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019
Get the kickstand colonic mug.A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
Get the Swiss Colon mug.Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.
Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.
by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022
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