redneck cocktail

The mix of OxyContin and Crystal Meth. This combination can be a very deadly combination due to OxyContin being a depressant and Crystal Meth being an upper. When the shorter acting Crystal Meth wears off you can easily overdose on the amount of OxyContin you took. Be careful with this cocktail combination xx

I was partying last night and decided to have a Redneck Cocktail, it was awesome but I was careful not to take too much!

by JRyanNYC October 17, 2013

Chris Burke Cocktail

A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.

Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.

Fred:

Tim: Fred?

Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.

by 6622867994 September 22, 2009

clocktail

An alcoholic beverage consumed during one's working hours.

I wanna have a clocktail---hey Joe, let's try that raspberry ale at the pub across the street!

by pentozali September 14, 2012

Eva Braun cocktail

Any variety of drink laced with poison with the intention of killing or to commit suicide. From the poison drink prepareed by Hitler's girlfriend/wife in the bunker by which they commited suicide as the Allied Forces were bearing down. Also pronounced Eva Brown.

I so fucking feed up with everything that I don't know whether to make an appointment with Dr. Kovorkian or just make myself an Eva Braun cocktail.

by Frankie & Johnnie April 23, 2005

Cocktail Engineer

Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.

"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."

"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"

by sellerina February 18, 2010

cockstable

The opposite of Constable, a made up word used as an alternative to saying cuntstable. May be applied to law enforcement officers, by association.

Bob: "How ya goin', old Cockstable?
Jim: "Not bad, old bean."

Jay: "He's a member, alright, a member of the Cockstabulary."

by bigBADbenny September 11, 2006

Las Vegas Shrimp Cocktail

when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out.

My boy Dale a sick fuck on the weekends he hunts down bitches so he can pull off a las vegas shrimp cocktail.

by Lunchbaca October 29, 2006