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Cocktail

Gay reference to anal sex after drinking. To put your cock in the tail. "Hey, lets go cocktail after the bar."
Hey, let's go to the bar and then cock tail later.

My asshole is so sore from cocktailing last night.
by MeliJ November 19, 2015
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Mazeltov cocktail

When you are old and decrepit and your time is done. You decide to go out in a yiddish blaze of glory.
Linda said shit, I'm done. I'm gettin' lit and I'm outta here *lights the wick in a bottle filled with gasoline and throws it to the ground--Joan of Ark-style* #Poof. "Mazeltov mother f'ers!"

So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.
by lindalongarms February 22, 2019
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Cocktail

A combination of drugs, usually three or more, for HIV treatment also known as HAART (highly active antiretroviral therapy)
Debbie: So how long you've been positive, Ben?
Michael: Mother?
Debbie: Is just like to know.
Ben: That's ok. I'm fine with that. 5 years.
Debbie: What your T-Cell count?
Ben: Six hundred.
Debbie: Even been hospitalized?
Ben: No not yet. he knocks wood Not would.
Debbie: Viral load?
Ben: Undetectable.
Debbie: On the cocktail?
Ben: Anti-virals.
Michael: What the fuck you think you're doin'?
Debbie: This is the reality, sweetheart. And you're just gonna have to live with it.
by Virg1l July 30, 2009
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Alabama cocktail

An Alabama cocktail is when you go behind the shed or to the family barn with a male, blood relative and very slowly undo their pants and jack them off till they are fully erect. Then you proceed to stick their fully erect phallus in your mouth. You swirl their dick in your mouth till its nice and wet, and then gently begin to rim your asshole with it. For the best effect your poop-cutter should be unwashed and freshly used. After getting a fair amount of your excrement on your brother/dad/uncle's pecker, you stick it back in your mouth and suck until they ejaculate.
Alan's mother: Hey Alan, want to go to the barn and give me an Alabama cocktail? I haven't had one since yesterday.
by Lue Anne January 24, 2008
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cocktail

when your erect dick (cock) is halfway in your sex partners anus there for looking like they have a cock for a tail
"when i walked in on u and that chick last night it looked like she had the biggest cocktail"
by Brandon Matte January 20, 2008
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cocktail baby

An affectionate term for a child born of racially mixed parents.
whilst some would call Lola 'caramel coloured' she was indeed a 'cocktail baby'
by dainish March 24, 2008
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Cocktail Lobotomy

Being extremely drunk and being very happy. On the way to blackout city.
"Look at Joe over there, he's drank so much that he's had a cocktail lobotomy"
by Zven January 30, 2009
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