I am a cockblockey
by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003
Get the cockblockey mug.some guy rips off his own cock and then tries to shoot it in the basket. His friend then blocks it from going in.
"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"
"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"
by waterboy141 September 4, 2009
Get the cock blocker mug.Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.
Yuks is a cockblocking legend.
by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009
Get the cockblocking mug.A cock Blocker is a person close to you or of just general aquaintence who prides him or herself in screwing up your chances of getting a sexy time with a girl you're trying to get with. He or she does this by saying wildly innappropriate things about you or your potential sex partener. Or by just making the situation awkward by doing something stupid to either or both people. This block's the boy's cock from getting in a girls's smock.
1."dude, did your friend just slap my ass?"
"he's not my friend anymore (goddamn cock blocker!)"
2. jack is cuddling with jill and jimmy comes around the corner. jimmy says as he passes by: "hey jack, how's your aids?" jill says: "you have aids? maybe we shouldn't do this" jack says "ima kill that sonofabitch"
"he's not my friend anymore (goddamn cock blocker!)"
2. jack is cuddling with jill and jimmy comes around the corner. jimmy says as he passes by: "hey jack, how's your aids?" jill says: "you have aids? maybe we shouldn't do this" jack says "ima kill that sonofabitch"
by Your MOMMA said im hot September 8, 2010
Get the Cock Blocker mug.by Ijihg April 22, 2010
Get the cockblock mug.The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
by kavorkian April 25, 2010
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by cockblock101 March 11, 2005
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