cocaine

A wonderful drug that makes an erection like pushing a wet piece of rope across your bedroom floor. It can also lead to a male trying to fake an orgasm.

Stan: "megan doesn't understand how I can fuck 8 times in one night. It's because I never came the first time"

by naturalbornhater September 15, 2005

cockasaurus rex

A giant dick bigger than 8 inches long.

I hope that bitch is ready for my cockasaurus rex.

by sexslangs January 14, 2009

cockadoodledoo

1. call of a rooster in the morning, generally a waking call

2. extremely massive penis of any mammal, causing exclamation

3. any exclamation from an exotic dancer, generally reffering to their highly excitable sexual state

"you filthy rooster shut up your cockadoodling!"

"fuck damn look at that cockadoodledoo on Brad!"

"ohhhhh man thats great Bob... ohhh.. COCKADOODLEDOO... ohhhh BOB damn.. harder... COCKADOODLEDOO!"

by Rachel Fuhrman June 11, 2006

Cockalicious

When something is so good, it can only be described by one's cock. Most of the time this would include Anus Clown

Dude, those tits are COCKALICIOUS!

Im totally COCKALICIOUS

Person 1: your mom is cockalicious
Person 2: *Pisses on*

by Cum guL November 26, 2006

Cockalepsy

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job

She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy

by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009

Cockaphobic

A way of describing someone with an intense and persistent fear of the cock.

It is always worthy of word of the month everywhere.

Alexandra is cockaphobic.

by The Ma'am March 12, 2010

Liquid Cocaine

Jagermeister and goldschlager. A drink so potent when buying both togeather the sales clerk asked if i was trying to kill myself.

Liquid Cocaine, the cure for everything.

by dmonney September 4, 2005