cobrablitz is well known player of geometry dash, while also being 14, transgender and transracial, Xe never drop a level of it's bad, Xe keep going. cobrablitz also nerfed glide, and hacked aronia. Xe verified arrow by jacobsucks
Cobrablitz also gets a massive boner when xe go on JGhosts twitter page, and cannot control their racist factor. He has to have an aid because of how racist cobra can be. Xer aid is Fabricorn.
Cobrablitz also gets a massive boner when xe go on JGhosts twitter page, and cannot control their racist factor. He has to have an aid because of how racist cobra can be. Xer aid is Fabricorn.
stevelaugh: holy fuck I love cobrablitz so fucking much
cobra: chillchillchillchillchillchillchillchill
cobra: chillchillchillchillchillchillchillchill
by cobrablitzfan March 20, 2021
Get the cobrablitz mug.A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.
1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.
1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.
Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"
by henchogreezy November 28, 2010
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Informally, refers to seductive but dangerous women who practice cannibalism.
Informally, refers to seductive but dangerous women who practice cannibalism.
by hunterosnark February 4, 2010
Get the cobra lily mug.A biker gang originating from Nashville, TN. Members of the Cobros have been known to cruise up and down Broadway on their Huffies after consuming "Honky Tonk Lemonade". Despite "bikers" bad reputations, the Cobros contributed many hours after the "100 year flood" which took place in May of 2010
Rambro, the leader of the Cobros, pulled a sweet wheelie on his way to J. Doug Barleycorn's plantation.
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