Ass Clamp

When you have to go poop and you clamp your butt shut tightly

I had to shit so bad I had to ass clamp all the way to the bathroom!

by Ann_Eric_Sasha December 15, 2011

chimpanzee

see Jiten.

Jiten is a chimpanzee.

by Wilma September 12, 2003

Chimp Lover

Usually male, a Chimp lover is a man who prefers the company of Chimps rather than Human beings. Meant in the sexual Text.

Man1"Wow, dude that dude is a Chimp Lover"
Man2"and a squirrel fiddler by the looks of it"

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

Chimpress

A portmanteau describing a method of trying to impress people by directly mirroring their actions, like a chimpanzee would do. If a human does something in front of a chimp, the chimp will start to reenact the humans action. For some reason, a person who does said method of impressing thinks that doing everything you do is cool!

guy1: Dude, guy3 is really trying to chimpress you, what a douche.
guy2:yea, i've noticed. he needs to stop hanging around us.
guy3: Hey guys wanna go do some alcohol? I've seen some pics of partys you went to. beer pong is super cool!

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guy1: here comes guy3 trying to chimpress us again man
guy2: oh boy! that douche is a douche!
guy3: hey guys, im gonna get so high this weekend. Im gonna trip on my nut! you guys enjoy consuming marijuana right? pot, YEAH!!!!!

by JuniorRichBoy March 3, 2009

chimp

To be duped...especially by social engineering of an anonymous nature.

"Who chimped you into believing that nudity is sinful?"

by T.R. Lemming September 16, 2005

Chimpantalones

A deviantart senior member, and e-boyfriend of the senior member InvaderMar. (Actually, many people think that Chimpanties is her pet)

2: Look, someone is protecting Invadermar from 13 years old kids!
1: It must be Chimpantalones...

by Deceiver April 9, 2009

chimpa

Really good looking

He is super chimpa

by Salty02 June 12, 2019