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Definitions by Wilma

That Guy 

Jaylen Is “that guy
That Guy by wilma October 9, 2021

Cock Capturer 

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.
"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"
Cock Capturer by WILMA March 27, 2015

the headrester 

when a guy rests his head on a girl's shoulder, in a real gay kind of way.
Tyrone rested his head on Bunifa's shoulder, she looked at him and thought, "what a fagot."
the headrester by wilma August 12, 2004
An ape, usually inhabiting forests in central West Africa. Feeds exclusively on bananas. Responsible for running a number of bus companies as part of his species' ownership of the world's transport networks. Service is, however, regrettably poor.
Without Jiten and his bananas, the public transport in London would be much more efficient.
Jiten is a chimpanzee.
Jiten by Wilma September 14, 2003

chimpanzee 

Jiten is a chimpanzee.
chimpanzee by Wilma September 12, 2003