cleaverfuck

To anally rape someone with a meat-cleaver.

Alternative definition: To cleave your penis into someone's orifice.

Godamn, that cow just got cleaverfucked!

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

Plate cleaner

A man who eats pussy GREATLY. The male version of a "soul snatcher"

"Omg girl David is a real plate cleaner"

by Bedroom Monster May 8, 2017

double dutch pipe cleaner

A double dutch pipe cleaner is when two girls stand facing eachother and they both have their fingers on the right hand in there own vagina. They both take their left hand and put it on the others right elbow. They then move the others right arm in a way that causes the other to finger herself. It basically the oposite of a double dutch rudder.

girl 1: im board wanna have some fun?
girl 2: sure.
girl 1: wanna double dutch pipe cleaner?
girl 2: hahaha no.
girl 1: awe it will be fun?
girl 2: well ok then.

by f*@k!$# July 31, 2010

Steveland Cleamer

This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.

My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.

by Pete Shapiro October 13, 2007

The Cleaner

A person who facilates directives according to the minute of the day

Cleaners do what they are directed to do.

The cleaners girlfriend cannot yell at him.
They are free of a hot meal

A cleaner is someone who cleans the house, and does the dishes, and does not get a plate of food. Having to eat off of the plates of leftovers that are cold, on the same plate not a clean one. The cleaner puts his dad to bed at 8:15 and has to stay and cannot leave.

by Rob, Debra, Christi, Chrissy August 24, 2008

plate cleaner

When a friend, acquaintance, or someone you don't interact with sleeps with everyone's sloppy seconds

Yo Enudy is a plate cleaner

by Definitionator185 February 23, 2017

car clearer

A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.

Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.

by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005