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Hi Rng Carried

by Kiried September 30, 2022

Matthieu Carriere

Commonly known as a strung out homosexual who feeds off the souls of the young. Very mediocre at life itself. Also does not like to pay taxes so he refused to get a job nor move out of his mothers basement. He suckles upon her teet for sustenance and refused to unlatch.

"Did you hear those screams from the basement?"
"yeah its Matthieu Carriere unlatching from him moms teet"

by really come on October 9, 2022

Slippery Carrie

verb, the act of having a female perform oral sex to you while she is urinating on the toilet.

Dude! She gave me a Slippery Carrie last night!

by Lmvio October 16, 2022

Aircraft Carrier Water

Water contaminated by fuel.

In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.

Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*

by Siegmund May 3, 2023

go Carrie Underwood

To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.

Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.

Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)

by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024

ring carrier

A plastic manufactured item made entirely or in part from plastic, that is formed in the shape of a series of deformable rings or bands that are designed to surround beverage containers in order to carry them together.

Cashier: Here is your drink.
Customer: May I have some a ring carrier to hold it?

by aka_painkiller November 6, 2023

bean carrier

One who has a large clitoris

Barbara Walters was a notorious bean carrier

by stickthej42 January 5, 2024