circumenvy

A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised but badly wish they were. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women love the circumcised head and just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!

Luis felt a sudden pang of circumenvy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of Josh's circumdick and cursed his parents for not slicing off his gross foreskin.

by cirkedboi November 8, 2012

circumcision

Something that should never ever be attempted whilst drunk

my friend was sliced up quite badly by a botched circumcision. Then his girlfriend left him

by Jinzaki June 6, 2005

circumcision

The thing that parent's will neve be forgiven for.

You cant undo the past. circumcision is horrible and the only way to get the pleasure of having one is drugs because you will never naturally experience it.

by Sta aka staples October 2, 2006

circumsized

When God has promised you something bigger and then you get cut short

yea, im hung far down but your not cuz you got circumsized

by dadumbdude November 24, 2010

circumcision

Something barbaric and unnecessary some parents do to their little boys because they enjoy mutilating kids

"I am stupid and evil because because I think circumcision is alright"

by G.Davis November 19, 2006

circumcity

Shari's name for Circuit City

I just got me a new TV set down at circumcity

by Chuck February 18, 2004

circumindecision

A half jewish youth.

He was in a state of circumindecision

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003