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Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease

Exactly what the term implies. It refers to someone who seem to always say the most inappropriate thing at the most inappropriate time.

Commonly also referred to as CFMD. There is no known medical cure for this ailment. It tends to be hereditary and is usually passed down from the father's side of the family. Typically the gene is passed from father to son but it has been known to appear in females. Sufferers of this malady also tend to lack class and moral terpitude especially when surrounded by groups of people. They also tend to tell really inappropriate jokes that includes racist and or sexist comments and wonder why they are still single.
Guy with CFMD: Wow you have nice tits.

Hot chick in bar: OMG! You are crude.

CFMD's Wingman: You can't just say that to a stranger especially some hot chick you have no chance with. You must have Chronic Foot in the Mouth Disease like your daddy.
by activestatic July 15, 2010
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Chrome-A-Tose

Of or being Chrome.

Posessing qualities of chrome or something expensive.

Being all blinged out.
My rims be Chome-A-Tose.
by A.Harris November 30, 2003
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(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome

The term used for individuals who download mass amounts of pornography but do not necessarily view or even care for the content in question. Many who suffer from CPDS also tend to be porn pack rats who archive and save all their downloaded content (possibly never reviewing such content).
Person 1: I downloaded 20 gigs of softcore porn last night!
Person 2: I thought you weren't into softcore stuff?
Person 1: You're right but it's just nice to have it.
Person 2: Dude you suffer from Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome...
by spinal_compression October 20, 2009
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Chronic Tron Syndrome

Chronic Tron Syndrome (kron-ik ch-ron sin-drome)
(n) - a chronic sickness that causes a person to constantly come in last place.
"Man, Bobby always comes in last! His parents should take him to the doctor and see if he has chronic tron syndrome."
by ilovechappaqua January 26, 2010
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school chromebook

it works pretty fast and has a long battery but OH MY GOD THERES NOTHING ON THERE NO TWITTER NO INSTAGRAM NO YOUTUBE NO TWITCH AND NO URBAN DICTIONARY NOOOOOOO but yeah
"im on my school chromebook so i cant do shit"
"makes sense"
by bitchboysaga6969 February 1, 2021
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Chone Figgins

The term used for a female with male parts. Her male parts are a Chone Figgins. (Ch-own)

Also a baseball player.
I thought my roommate was a girl until I noticed the bulge in her pants, then I realized she had a Chone Figgins.
by manbearpig098345 May 6, 2009
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