The devotional worship of a 2,000 year old mythical dead Jew on a stick, as Chriatianity prefer Jews in that condition.
by Elaygee September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug. The belief that a jewish Zombie who can make you live forever in paradise if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, I can understand why that's the world's most popular religion
Why is it that there are people who believe in Christianity, who look down on Scientology? The two are just as plausible (not at all)
by imaeetufacof January 2, 2008
Get the christianitymug. People who use a religion called "Christianity" to cover up one or more personal weaknesses/flaws. Christians are often associated with racism, homophobia, and child molestation.
by Bad_Religion March 31, 2005
Get the Christiansmug. by not found [Error 404] March 30, 2009
Get the christianmug. one who has to believe in another man because they dont believe in themselves, a follower, a leader can think for themselves in making right judgement calls, they spread love through violence and kill those who oppose their ideas (just ask the native americans)
I am a christian so when I kill I am forgiven or have a problem I cant figure it out on my own so I will pray and receive an answer.
by Thee POD February 18, 2010
Get the christianmug. One who believes that the god intelligent and impressive enough to have created the beauty and mystery of life, love, and the physical laws behind our existence is the same being that is going to send most of the people that ever existed to an eternity of torturous punishment because they had the wrong ideas regarding the unknowable and unseeable make sense to them.
by Urban Dictionary September 26, 2007
Get the christianmug. by cflacrackhead February 7, 2020
Get the christianmug.