chila

chila is an amazing person and a great friend. Though she is not afraid to speak her mind and for what is right. she is a beautiful girl and most people love her but if you are on her wrong side watch out!! but she is so funny and loving and she is a great friend. She is amazing and is a great to her family and friends

did you see chila she is so pretty

by Maya Sutherland October 30, 2020

Childbirth

1. Absoltuely intense torturing pain that our "loving" God gave to women as a result of Eve eating the forbidden apple.

2. Something pro-life assholes want to force women and female teenagers who aren't ready for a child to go through as a "punishment" for having sex (cause they think an unborn fetus is more important than the woman who has to carry it). No girl should EVER be forced to though with this if she's not ready.

3. The reason men are luckier than women.

1. I didn't eat the goddamn apple, so why am I punished for it?!

2. 77% of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.

3. And men say they can take pain better than women. Let's see a man have a baby.

Fuck childbirth. I don't want kids anyway.

by Trishelle May 19, 2007

childbirth

A mistake.

I knew I should have worn a rubber, this mistake never would had happen.

by Joe Jackson September 11, 2003

Gifted Child

1. An average student with insecure parents.

2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.

3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.

Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?

by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009

chilax

combined from chilling and relaxing. slang in the hood when you're too lazy to say both words chilling and relaxing.

i'm just chilaxing with some purple cush and my forty

by good for nothing December 5, 2002

Child

I am a child.

You are the adults who pretend to love them but call them STDs and subhumans on urban dicionary.

You are also pretty good actors, you had me fooled for a while.

So here's my question. Weren't you a child before?

dumb grownup: Hahaha children are the worst STD lololol

smart child: hahaha you dissed yourself you used to be one

Lololol

by GoldenYear11 January 14, 2010

child love

A synonym for paedophilia. Typically used by paedophile activist groups. The word results from the English trainslation of paedophilia - the word "child" comming from Greek "paedo"/"pais" and "love" coming from "philia".
Paedophilia felt towards girls is typically referred to as Girl Love, while paedophilia towards boys is referred to as Boy Love. Paedophiles who use these terms often refer to themselves as child lovers, girl lovers, or boy lovers. This is usually meant to describe the sexual attraction by itself.

John Smith prefers to call his paedophilic attraction child love rather than paedophilia

by Tegeth August 27, 2006