Children Of Bodom

A shit band that every metal n00b is in love with. If you can't backup what's so great about them, or even know the type of genre they supposedly play, chances are, the band is shit.

Metal n00b: OMG Children of Bodom are teh bestest band to ever happens to metal!

Metal Elitist: *Punches faggot to momentarily stun him and proceed to stab ears to a bloody pulp*

by I'llHurtYouBitch October 10, 2012

Think about the children

What homophobes say to justify their own homophobia because apparently kids can't understand trans people.

Normal Person: I'm glad there is LGBTQ+ recognition in this movie. Finally I can relate to this characters struggles.

Insane Entitled White Woman: WHAT?! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!

by a guy named Hashbrown May 31, 2022

Children's Day

The day that occurs 363-364 times a year... on every day that is not Mother's or Father's Day.

Hey Mom, when is Children's Day? EVERY DAY is Children's Day... are you kidding?

by StoleniPod May 25, 2011

beats the shit out of their children

An alternative to slaps, it is used to describe the quality of a piece of music.

"Man, this song totally beats the shit out of their children"
"ikr it's a good tune"

by borbtimble June 8, 2019

Ghost Children

Ghost Children are the counterparts of fans of the Smashing Pumpkins in the alternate world of Glass and the Machines of God.
Fans of Glass and the Machines of God are Ghost Children.

What role do the Ghost Children play in the fable of Glass and the Machines of God?

by moonbug November 17, 2006

Children

The horror...

I’m going to die young because my children are giving me anxiety and depression

by That one random kid June 8, 2018

Children

Nasty pervs who scream “RAPE” if they are greeted

“Oh hey mike!” Codi said
Mike screamed “RAPE!” Mike screamed this because children are disgusting even though I am a twelve year old. But I still have common sense

by Codl August 5, 2018