Cheeseburger

A hot guy on the food scale of hotness (as follows)

veggie burger: kinda hot
turkey burger: almost hot
cheeseburger: hot
double cheeseburger: very hot
steak: so hot you could fry an egg on his washboard abs

A compliment used by girls to describe a guy.

Sarah: Did you see Ian? He's such a cheeseburger!
Jessica: I know right?! I'd totally go out with him!

by Kandero Zaitlini January 21, 2010

cheesebang

One, particularly female, who enjoys the cock. Most commonly gets it on a daily basis, and is usually not attractive.

STFU you cheesebang.

by ph33r April 5, 2004

cheeseburger

chronic laced with crack. offshoot of hamburger which means marijuana.

a hamburger with cheese in it.

wanna blaze some good shit?
what a cheeseburger?
a what?
some chronic with crack son
oh fo sho

by culeto September 5, 2006

cheeseburger

Jake Shears' pet tortoise, given to him by his boyfriend for his birthday. Jake revealed to Q! Magazine that he feeds it calorie-controlled portions of lettuce for meals and he cried, overcome with emotion, upon recieving the gift.

"I heard the lead singer of the Scissor Sisters has a pet turtle."
"Nay, it's a tortoise. Called Cheeseburger an'all!"

by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

Nigger cheeseballs

When a nigger farts on some crackers and shits pellets on they faces

"God motherfucking damn. Did you see greg's Nigger cheeseballs yesterday? HE'S A FUCKING NIGGER."

by Horny4Poop January 2, 2021

Arabian cheeseburger

When an ugly blond dark-skinned midget is sandwhiched between to 300 lb light-skinned arabian women. (other versions with indians and amazon people exist

Dude I saw theodore get a Arabian cheeseburger with those two fat white chicks last night.

by John Yamamoto October 13, 2007

cheeseball

Stephen Blair

by babygoose August 15, 2003