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high as carrots

The point of being so high that you can no longer function. Everything you say makes no sense and you can’t even describe what is going through your head.
Roger was high as carrots last night, nobody knew what he was saying.
by Fowlage November 14, 2017
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laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.
Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.
by jdddog December 5, 2011
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Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.
Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."
by E October 19, 2006
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carrot muncher

Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.
"Logan check out that queer carrot muncher who just ate shit off that mogul!"
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Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks
Pam says she's in love with carrot top!
by dave November 25, 2003
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Carrot Girl

A girl who has broad shoulders, large rib-cage, a gut, no butt and skinny legs, essentially looking like a carrot. Ponytail hairstyles add to this look.
"Damn that is a fine looking Carrot Girl over there, yeah she don't have an ass butt them boobs though!"

"Dude, don't skip leg day, you'll end up looking like a Carrot Girl"
by DangerFinger March 3, 2015
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steamed carrot

When you take a carrot and insert in someone's rectum after the process of double fisting. allow the carrot to simmer in the asshole for twenty minutes. remove, season, and enjoy!
that girl Lauren just gave David a steamed carrot
by Bonnie Fister April 7, 2010
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