Cardboard cutout

When your noodle gets stuck inside your zipper and you have to cut it out the shape of your wanker

"Man last weak i had to do my third cardboard cutout i hate zippers"
"i feel you"

by ndndnsd June 2, 2015

Cardboard Crack

Cardboard crack refers to scratch-off lottery tickets. Especially to those who can't go to the gas station without buying a handfull of tickets and promptly redeem each two dollar winner so they can buy more cardboard crack.

My buddy is addicted, he can't go one day without scratching his cardboard crack.

by ticklethepickle September 25, 2010

cardboard patriot

A conservative who acts like a patriot and thinks he's a patriot, but whines about someone who doesn't stand for the US National Anthem. Cardboard patriots completely ignore a person's freedom to do whatever they'd like during the playing of the national anthem.

Look at all the cardboard patriots whining about the NFL players kneeling for the anthem

by cup_of_STFU October 27, 2017

cardboard box

a usefull, all-cardboard box serving as a home for a bum

"man his cardboard box is mad comfy!"

by bobb February 5, 2003

Carpool

Two men and two women, usually roommates, having group sex.

I wanted to get with her and her roommate, and considering she liked my roommate, we decided to have a go at a carpool.

by ajohnson1701 January 14, 2008

cardio goddess

A female cardiac doctor who is extremely good at her job. More specifically, Seattle Grace's previous top cardio-thoracic surgeon more commonly known as Erica Hahn. Traits include an icey attitude, air of superiority, and a soft-spot for one Calliope Torres.

Christina was excited about working with the blonde cardio goddess because Erica Hahn was so well-renown.

by soconfusifying December 19, 2008

cardboard crotch

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009