2 definitions by ticklethepickle

Cardboard crack refers to scratch-off lottery tickets. Especially to those who can't go to the gas station without buying a handfull of tickets and promptly redeem each two dollar winner so they can buy more cardboard crack.

Refers to an abnormally large amount of ejaculate being spilled due to an extensive period of time since last ejaculation has occured, after viagra is used and ejaculation has been acheived a huge amount of stored semen is released.