by Weppelmann February 16, 2006
by Becky Barham November 12, 2006
Tommy: Liza Minneli, Geraldo Rivera, Donald Trump...whats this?
Lieu:Oh Billy over here went in first time ever full physical. Cameras up the ass, the whole nine yards, results come back tomorrow. He says if they find some sort of inoperable cancer he's gonna kill everyone on that cancer list.
Tommy: In this order? Come on Liza has to go first Bill hasn't she suffered enough?
Bill:shakes his head no
Lieu:Oh Billy over here went in first time ever full physical. Cameras up the ass, the whole nine yards, results come back tomorrow. He says if they find some sort of inoperable cancer he's gonna kill everyone on that cancer list.
Tommy: In this order? Come on Liza has to go first Bill hasn't she suffered enough?
Bill:shakes his head no
by TheBigMick May 03, 2011
Hey Jack, have you seen the cancer cells anywhere?
Nope, I think they're over in Science class right now.
Okay, just tell me if you see them anywhere.
Nope, I think they're over in Science class right now.
Okay, just tell me if you see them anywhere.
by Shmorgon July 22, 2019
Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:
Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed
Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed
Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
by Barndoor April 02, 2010
Human eyes with a certain beady, wandering appearance, associated with a predisposition to developing cancer. By looking at a person with cancer eyes, one can just tell that someone has "pissed in his/her gene pool". Cancer eyes are most easily identifiable in people with brown eyes, however blue or green cancer eyes have been known to exist.
"That dude has some serious cancer eyes." Steve Urkel's girlfriend, Myra, from the hit family sitcom, Family Matters had a textbook case of cancer eyes. Sadly, the actress playing her character died of cancer.
by aneyedoctor November 03, 2009
A rare type of cancer that originates in the ears and eventually spreads to the brain.
First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.
First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.
Donald Trump: "Your house just lost 75% value because it's near a generator"
Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"
Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"
by HoneyBoy1 April 04, 2019