A hugely multicultural country in North America that is located above the United States. Canada has the potential to be one of the richest countries in the world, but due to 'royal' figureheads and a faulty government, it doesn't come close. Canada has free health care, and to those who gloat about it too often, it was BRITAIN that burned the white house down, NOT Canada. The white house was burned down in 1812, and Canada was not a country until 1867. And for the record, the most heavily populated place in Canada is not frost-bitten and snow covered, it's actually lower than Maine, and has HOT summers!
by Caius Justinas June 21, 2005
best contry on earth!EH!(it does NOT snow all year round in all of canada for those people who plan to come with skiies from michigan to windsor this JULY!)Tim Hortons rocks! I do have a husky but i do not use him for a sled, i live in a house not an igloo i dont like hockey football i way better! and i am canadian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by cunuck October 13, 2006
okay, so canada is a sweet country we have winter,spring,summer AND fall. and it gets wicked mad cold in the winter, and pretty damn hot in the summer. we live in nice houses, THAT ARE NOT MADE OF ICE/SNOW. we can drink at the age of 19. which is better than america becuase they have to wait till their 21 and thats pretty freaking old. we have beer, good beer molson canadian beer. and we play hockey,infact i bet we could kick your ass in hockey... bitches:), and were nice people. we dont say aboot, its ABOUT. and we do say EH? its more polite than what? and so basically. CANADA IS THE PIMPEDY PIMP PIMP PIMPEST COUNTRY. home of the pimps
last week i went to canada and i got beat with a hockey stick and left out in the snow, becuase i didnt bow down to their pimp hand. but they gave me a molson canadian so it was all good eh?
by whitey mcwhite canadian May 8, 2006
a pretty kick ass country
the state's neighbor to the north
a place where we can all smoke weed in harmony
where a lot of people go to act like idiots, blaze and drink like crazy
filled with slutty Molson Canadian beer girls
the hometown of wayne gretzky, jim carrey, mike myers and many other kickass people
known for being pretty easy to get along with
are sterotyped like hell,
dont live in igloos
are sparsley populated considering it is the 2nd largest contry in the world
love hockey
are pretty easygoing
have the largest asian population outside of asian (same with italian)
have a complete ass hole running the country
have a kick ass mtv program
share niagara falls with the states but slighty bigger than other half
share north america with mexico and america
need to be taken a bit more serious
the state's neighbor to the north
a place where we can all smoke weed in harmony
where a lot of people go to act like idiots, blaze and drink like crazy
filled with slutty Molson Canadian beer girls
the hometown of wayne gretzky, jim carrey, mike myers and many other kickass people
known for being pretty easy to get along with
are sterotyped like hell,
dont live in igloos
are sparsley populated considering it is the 2nd largest contry in the world
love hockey
are pretty easygoing
have the largest asian population outside of asian (same with italian)
have a complete ass hole running the country
have a kick ass mtv program
share niagara falls with the states but slighty bigger than other half
share north america with mexico and america
need to be taken a bit more serious
Canada+America+Mexic= a pretty screwed up continent.
"I live in canada."
"Canada is a big country"
"Some guy in canada invented superman"
"I like smarties."
"Tim hortons was created by a canadian hockey player. so they have tim hortons in the states?"
"My cousin from the US has a girl friend in canada."
"Come to canada for lots of weed beer and slutty girls."
"I live in canada."
"Canada is a big country"
"Some guy in canada invented superman"
"I like smarties."
"Tim hortons was created by a canadian hockey player. so they have tim hortons in the states?"
"My cousin from the US has a girl friend in canada."
"Come to canada for lots of weed beer and slutty girls."
by Missalliane September 3, 2006
Without a doubt, the greatest nation in the world. The only people who argue this fact are stupid hicks who don't know any better.
"Dude, I wish I lived in Canada."
"Dude, I read on urbandictionary.com that Canada's civil war was a bar fight that lasted about an hour."
"Dude, I read on urbandictionary.com that Canada's civil war was a bar fight that lasted about an hour."
by CaptainGoogle January 20, 2007
by Lucifer's burito May 28, 2006
Americas country to the north. A country everyone likes because they use provinces, made bacon, made syrup, made hockey, and don't piss off other world powers or terroist.
GO CANADA!
GO CANADA!
American: Are you from Canada???
Canadian: Erhm.. why yes, I am.
American makes out with canadian
Canadian: SICKO!
Canadian: Erhm.. why yes, I am.
American makes out with canadian
Canadian: SICKO!
by D.Y.R February 25, 2007