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Callum

Callum is a name that means enormous boobs on a man.
"I don't like him like that, but Callum's really pretty."

"Callum? Doesn't that name translate to Big Boobs in english?"
by toyflyer August 2, 2024
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Callum

Elin's boyfriend
Person 1: "Hey that's callum"

Person 2: "No. That's Elin's Boyfriend"
by callumharty May 19, 2024
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Callum

An absolute gay boy, likes men but refuses to admit it. He also tends to be narcissistic, and loves himself to extreme levels. Probably the reason for his overall gayness
That Callum is a gayboy
by Hamboiga January 8, 2022
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Callum Dangerfield

The most attractive human being in existence. He is the god of brawl stars and marvel rivals. If Callum Dangerfield’s eyes turn run, RED.
Guy - Dude this guy is such a Callum Dangerfield.
My uncle - Yeah I Know, what a chad
by Callum’s Fangirl January 16, 2025
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baddie callum

Baddie callum is callum haughey who is a famous tiktoker and callum haughey is most famous for being a FULL TIME BADDIE but manly known for being baddie chantelle
Baddie callum is a full time baddie
by Labelthem365 February 23, 2022
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Callum

He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute
Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression
by Issybaeness August 7, 2019
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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