by Detective Scrotes May 04, 2006
Usually a horndog man who has hots for lots of lady friends. Cupcake munchers perform lots of oral sex on many wanting women. Usually the end result is horrifying. Also, cupcake munchers have a tendancy to have loud pitched voices from numerous oral sex partners.
"That Matt dude is such a cupcake muncher, I heard he ate out multiple women last night!"
"Would you stop being a Cupcake muncher?!" "Its really freaking me out."
"Would you stop being a Cupcake muncher?!" "Its really freaking me out."
by K&Eparty June 05, 2011
The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.
by peanut pounder April 23, 2009
1) When you do something taking an absurd amount of effort and end up with little or no reward.
2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.
3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.
2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.
3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.
(Boy:) I know we made plans to go hiking a couple weeks ago, but I just met someone special and I don't get to see her much - I'm gonna spend the day with her instead. I hope you understand.
(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)
((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!
(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)
((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!
by 1point618 September 02, 2010
A delicious mini meatloaf snuggly nestled in a cupcake tin, with creamy mashed potatoes piped on top for frosting. Your whole family will love it.
by visarts August 13, 2013
When you take the bottom of the cupcake (the cakey bit), pull it off & put it ontop of the frosting. The frosting acts like the filling & the cake ends are the bread.
by cat in a hat in a box. September 11, 2010
When a man poops in a toilet then proceeds to ejaculate on the poop. This Frosting the Chocolate Cupcake.
by thewalrus April 08, 2017