Cup Noodles

When a girl shoves noodles up her vagina for her sexual partner to soon eat out of her.

Last night my girlfriend gave me cup noodles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Cluckercluck August 12, 2019

cup of autism

What you get when you fill a cup with an autists ass sweat.

I used to have a will to live, till i got a cup of autism.

by FOLLOWTHETRAINCJ!! April 4, 2017

cup pain

Being violently hit with a cup.

Bill: Hey!! YOU!! *angry face*>X(
Joe: Wud I do??!? O.o
Bill: *hucks cup at Joe*
Joe: aAaAAaaAaAhHhHH!! *smack!!* OW!!! CUP PAIN!! >_< !!!

by ~Harlequin~ January 23, 2009

[cup 'o suck]

An insult. Telling someone they should go f#*^k themself. Can be used to turn a person down, when given a hideous pick up line.

Why don't you go pour yourself a cup 'o suck?

by Martha G February 4, 2009

Cup n' Smack

When someone does or says something particularly stupid, one pretends to check for a fever as a gesture of false sympathy (or "cupping" their forehead). One then lifts their hand off their forehead and comes back down to smack them in the forehead. Cup 'n Smack is a form of tough love.

My best friend cup n' smacked me after I hooked up with my ex, again.

by the angel of your nightmares * December 17, 2008

Cup Shot

Not having very good chances. From the origin of basketball and throwing garbage in to a garbage can when it obviously won't fit.

Howard: Are you going to throw that out?
Noel: just going to toss it from here
Howard: that won't fit, you have a cup shot at that!

followed by a miss

by distorted_G April 30, 2010

cup n tug

When a man has his gentleman tackle cupped and his rod tugged by another person, whether of the same sex or the opposite. Can be performed as a solo act, however is frowned upon.

Mathew: "Damien i would greatly appreciate a cup n tug!"

Damien: "Well present the goods, i cant let you do it yourself as that is frowned upon"

by Tadpole_F_Ucker February 18, 2011