cream on top

When you cum on top of a person's head.

Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"

by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017

Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.

Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

Cream Cocktail

A cream cocktail is when a man cums into a cocktail glass and then serves it to his unsuspecting wife.

OMG Johnny you're such a prankster giving me a cream cocktail!

by urmumsyadad69 March 18, 2019

cream pie

whatever goes in your mouth that is nice and creamy and sometimes really tasty

My friend likes cream pies.
really....so does mine...they are so weird bro.
ya bro.

by we.all.eat.cheese. here. April 22, 2019

Cream pie

a pie made of a thin crust and filled to the brim with wiped cream.
also when you are having sex and you bust a nut in the person.

i just made a cream pie, do you want some.

by g0ran March 9, 2021

Cream soda

Cream soda is cum soda and if you drink it and like it you like guys

He is so gay because he loves cream soda.

by juicebike February 15, 2022

cream of mushroom stamp

the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.

i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.

by treborekim January 30, 2007