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Copeitalist

Being in a 'stockholm syndrome' relationship with capitalism and brainwashed to hate any social policies, while being lower economic class. A naive optimistic capitalist, that likes to pretend they're the upper class or that 'everyone gonna be if.. *blames person's choices*'.
Often is a corpa simp and simping for any lucky wealthy person. Easily buys into authority fallacy.
- I'm gonna move to LA and be rich!.. - You just gonna be homeless, drooling over rich peoples fences and cars.
- I'll work harder at my dead-end job and be like my boss.. - Whose parents helped them become financially independent with a small "loan" with no repayment dead-end.
- I'll start OF.. - You're a man good luck with that without getting canceled.
- I'll invest in stonks.. - And gamble your last 1k$ away or, at best, make 20$ after inflation, fees and taxes.
Keep coping, copeitalist.
by veinsofgold September 6, 2024
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Copeport

A derogatory slang term for Hopeport, the starting town/area in the digital roleplaying game Brighter Shores.
Why are Copeport's canals full of pufferfish?
by Slicks McRead November 11, 2024
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copehero

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"Nah he's still alive, just copehero now."
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Copely

"I'm not mad!", copely says the DOOM player; clearly upset about his online verbal harassment.

"I can't build!", screams George Flowberry in a copely manner.

"I'm not fat!", the Player copely uttered under the weight of his own sheer exterior.
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Copeytight

A word referring to a human (alive or dead) having a tight anus.
My friend liam is copeytight, he feels crazy!
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Copelettied

When the only thing left to do is to pay what you owe.
John had no other options. He got copelettied into paying his rent.
by JahJah4prez April 22, 2025
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Copeservative

1. A conservative with similar mindsets to far-left such as victim positions, virtue signaling, tone policing etc.
2. A political Karen with far-right stances that spreads propaganda and ideology
3. A fragile snowflake who offends left-wing people but gets offended when people joke about their mentalities
4. A person who gets triggered by pronouns and Arabic numerals to the point they want to ban them by law
"Good God, he's such a copeservative that even Jesus Christ himself would lose all faith in humanity after seeing this shit."

"Copeservatism is just another brand of woke of it's own; they are two sides of the same coin."
by Leipis May 2, 2025
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