Dane Cook

In my opinion, Dane Cook is the funniest man currently alive. Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian and a Massachusetts native. He is best known for his real-life antics and for his notorious hand gesture the Super Finger, normally shortened to Su-Fi. One of his most recent performances, and my all-time favorite was the Dane Cook: Vicious Circle HBO Special. He is also know for a game he started entitled "Who's In My Mouth?"

Dane Cook- "...And then you get that tap, that sudden just- tap. And who is it? You turn to see who it is, and who is it? The World! The World is behind you saying, 'Uh, yeah, hi. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the fucking world. And, in case you don't know... You're gonna cry."

by Matt N.us December 5, 2006

Dane Cook

Made a hilarious and classic comedy album named Harmful If Swallowed and a terrific Comedy Central Presents. He then released a CD called Retaliation with twice the CDs and half the comedy. Promised fans a cool bonus for pre-ordering this CD from Comedy Central's website. The bonus: a cheap aluminum dog-tag necklace. At about this time became a self-promoting ego-maniac who can't shut up about how many MySpace friends he has and how many comedy records he's broken.

Man, remember how cool the old Dane Cook was? Yeah, let's hope he joins us here on earth again someday.

by ComFan September 7, 2007

Dane Cook

Talented, intelligent, creative, funny, and a hard working human being. Now known as one of the "greats" of comedy, he continues to push himself to be successful in other alley ways of life. From comedy, to acting, to singing, to guitar playing, to broadway his talents are endless. He's living his dream and haters can't stand it.

Human #1: "What made you write this story?"

Human #2: "I have an infinite fuse of inspiration and imagination when Dane Cook is apart of the creation."

Human #2: "Wow, that's deep."

Human #1: "I know, I can't help it."

by Unicornically Speaking February 22, 2011

Ketchup Cook

A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.

Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.

Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.

by Murrey from Michigan December 18, 2010

Rob cook

A giant loud ginger who has no soul.

His mating call is ..... PASS THE KETCHUP

There's a rob cook walking down the street, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your husbands.

by Anonymous chetwynd January 26, 2011

Chili Cook-Off

The greatest thing you will ever do with your otherwise uninteresting life. Take note, TCP Students.

Dumb TCP Student: I ain't in the mood for chili today.
Smart TCP Student: who in their right mind would not go to the chili cook-off

by chili_cook_off_fan123 November 6, 2017

Captain Cook'd

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia

James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring

by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017