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Concertgasm

When your favorite band or bands have announced they are going to play a show in your area and you tweet, facebook or text with orgasmic enthusiasm your plans to go see them.
OMG the Jonas Brothers are coming to town next month! I am going to be first in line OMGOMG O M G! Im having a Concertgasm!
by Hoggieman August 27, 2010
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concert virginity

The first time you've ever been to a concert
by xohmymymyx November 10, 2010
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Concert Ears

The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.

It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.
Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!

(3 hours later)

Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.
by stowball January 6, 2011
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Concrete Sarcophagus

The structure used to put melted down nuclear power plants to rest.
Newscaster: "Jim, what do you think TEPCO and the Japanese Government need to do to stabilize the Fukashima Daiichi Power Plant?"
Jim staring annoyed: "Concrete Sarcophagus"
Newscaster: "You care to explain"
Jim: "I think it speaks for itself"
by Salviati May 1, 2011
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Concert slut

A girl at a concert who sings along to every song as obnoxiously as possible and thinks she's a diva. Usually has a bad bleach blonde dyejob.
Concert sluts are mostly fans of pop and country.

Guy: Hey check out those concert sluts standing on those chairs.
by Triple Double May 26, 2013
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Concord NH

Too fuckin far from everything. Want city...that I’ll be an hour, want beach that will be an hour, want hiking...AN HOUR
I think an hour should be Concord NH’s motto
by 603lord October 28, 2019
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concern for my Cheetos

when a friend worries about crunchy snacks getting too moist
Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"
by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020
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