commit lithuania

Term that relates to self harm, replacement for "commit suicide".

This will make you sound like a complete retard if used frequently, so I'd recommend using kys instead.

(Friend:) Math class ain't that bad
(You:) shut your gay ass up and go commit lithuania
(Low Tier God:) You should kys NOW

by nevets_ January 19, 2024

commit die

what I want to do rn

I want to commit die

by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 28, 2022

committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based

We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.

by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015

commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.

PLEASE COMMIT NOT DIE!

by unteched March 20, 2021

commital

Commital is a word to describe how obligational something is.

“The meeting wasn’t as commital as I thought it would be.”

by Bettyy May 19, 2021

Go commit die

The worst thing to say to someone in roblox because it is the equivalent to go kill yourself.

Some kids figured out how to pass the censoring system by saying go commit die

by anonymous April 22, 2021