Four commandments in a relationship

You're great

Thank you

Love you

Im always right

Four commandments in a relationship

by Krkič March 26, 2020

Cummander in chief

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

by tirtle December 11, 2017

msn commandments

1. Thy should be obliged to have an msn name in the subsequent order:
a. Thyself’s name
b. lyrics / quote
c. Thy’s friends
- All other msn names belonging to that of a female, are considered to be 'alternative' people.

2. Thy must try to refrain from saying ‘lol’ at every opportunity possible – even though 99.9% of the time, thy is not actually ‘laughing out loud’

3. Thy must refrain from using emoticon letters of which are intricate to comprehend and take an extended time to load.

4. Thy shall not write in grammatically incorrect terms.

5. If thy logs online subsequent to thy’s crush, it is exceptionally perceptible for peers, that thy merely desires to speak to that special individual.

6. Thy shall not talk in vocabulary that is not easily understood by those who aren’t thyself.. e.g. “sup yo,, maddogg..”
Not only is this grammatically incorrect, however in addition this may possibly be confusing for thy in receipt of the message via i.m.

a. Thy should not misuse the word “sup”. It means “what is up?”, not “hello, what are you doing?”

7. Thy should abbreviate terminology regularly, although thy must only apply in moderation.

8. Thy should resist from using fonts such as French Script and Curlz, these fonts are difficult for the recipient to understand.

9. Thy should never type in ALL CAPITALS, this creates an illusion of anger from the sender to the recipient.

10. Thy should try to resist from tYpiNg liKe tHiS all the time.

Not obeying msn commandments:
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(*)i am so alternative(*) says:
LOL,, suPp??

(r) i am also so alternative (r) says:
HEY.. LOL LOL LOL

(*) i am so alternative (*) says:
loL o0o0o yoO loGged oN afTer bOb, sumOne'S in lUrVe!!! (L)Lol lOl loL

(r) i am also so alternative (r) says:
YES I LOVE BOB

(*) i am so alternative (*) says:
Ur cUt @ mE?? y R u tYpIng In cApiTalS fOr?

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obeying msn commandments:
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(f)cleatis (L) (8)she will be loved (L) (yn)bob, joe, bruce (Y)(*) says:
hey

(*)bob (f) (8)what a feeling (*) (yn)cleatis, joe, bruce (Y) (L) says:
hey, how r u?

(f)cleatis (L) (8)she will be loved (L) (yn)bob, joe, bruce (Y)(*) says:
i am well thanku

(*)bob (f) (8)what a feeling (*) (yn)cleatis, joe, bruce (Y) (L) says:
i love you, have my babies.

by eriiem November 23, 2006

Booty Commandments

1. Thou Apperciate The Booty
2. Thou Grab The Booty With Both Hands
3. Thou Rub The Booty When Thou Has The Chance
4. Stay Away From Fake Booty
5. Skinny Chicks With Booty....Slim Thick
6. Yoga Pants & Leggings Are Blessings

7. Booty Rubs & Intelligent Convos Are The Best

8. White Girls With Booty...That's Amazing

9. Ain't No Booty Like A Black Female's Booty

10. Be Strong Hitting Booty From The Back Very Satifying Yet Dangerous.

Live By The Booty Commandments Yo

by Kofi_BeanYo June 14, 2017

comMANly used phrase

a phrase that is commonly used amongst men.

comMANly used phrases:

"make me a sandwich"

"get me a beer"

uncomMANly use phrases:

"ouch, that hurt"

"i need to stop and ask for directions"

"can we cuddle after sex?"

by sarieboo November 28, 2009

Space Commander

Penis, also can be used to call someone a dick.

"Space Commander Scotty ready for lift-off!"

by MORDEKAISER ES NUMER UNO September 28, 2011

cxmmand

A infamous Griefer, duper, and PvPer on the 2b2t.jp server that was covered by FitMC! He is compared to the likes of PopBob.

Did you hear about Cxmmand? He was covered by FitMC the other day!

by prksy March 12, 2021