Cognitive Behaviour Therapy

A very popular talking therapy is Cognitive Behaviour Therapy with a huge psychological fan base that claims to reduce anxiety and other related disorders by reconstructing negative thoughts and making them impossibly positive. A therapist normally takes the patient through a fast track procedure and expects them to be fully recovered after 4 weeks when in fact the poor bugger has actually got worse. Often done on the NHS with therapists pushed for time and the patients wanting to strangle them. Regularly sold on the internet for a fee because some bastards like to make money out of other people's misery. An over-rated therapy when really the patient has so many issues they ought to be seeing a shrink but the government has to be seen to be doing something to help the mentally deranged.

Jane went to see her therapist last week for Cognitive Behaviour Therapy; I'm visiting her today in the loony bin

by MysticMog September 21, 2011

Cogger

This is a epithet for people who do things that make you think they may be cognitively impaired, since it has become politically incorrect to call someone "retarded."

Man #1: What are you doing?
Man #2: I am spray-painting a swastika on this church.
Man #1: That is absurd, don't be such a cogger.

by dslim2 July 26, 2013

Cogger

When one gets there cock stuck in a grandfather clock

damn Dan couldn’t come to b-dubs last night since he was in a cogger

by Joe’sCrabShack June 1, 2021

Coggle

All the other definitions of coggle are wrong. Coggle is when one dumps any drink down one's ass, then sucks it back into the container then proceeds to drink it.

Cletus brewed some premium coggle from Janet's ass.

by Vermilion December 25, 2008

cognitate

transitive verb
: to ponder or meditate on usually intently
intransitive verb
: to meditate deeply or intently <cogntitating on her career plans>

i mean really its just the same fucking word as cogitate but sounds infinitely better.

-cognitate nigga

by sumfuck October 17, 2013

cognizize

to understand and pass on that understanding

Ted cognizized the knowledge to Mckay

by ted April 21, 2005

Cognac

Slang for a woman with extraordinarily natural beauty.

I love you Cognac, you are soo beautiful!

by Dr. Spills June 2, 2009