Cobbing

The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ

Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.

by Dominique Jones III January 28, 2024

Cobbed

Extremely angry.

"I don't think I can go to J-Grammy's party this weekend, he is cobbed I juiced his toothbrush."

by SipMcDrinky July 9, 2021

cob

hairstyle: a cross between a crop and a bob. can also be called a crob.

"I've just had a cob."

"I've just been cobbed."

"Wow. I love your new cob. It really suits you."

by cobber May 14, 2013

long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.

I will long cob your arm

by LongCobbert March 4, 2023

Cob

Short for Coby. A perfectly balanced twink/femboy that your dreams are made of. Very artistic, shy, musical, and loves imagine dragons more than life itself.

How’s Cob?

Great! I wish he would slap me like he does his bass...

by halseyisbaegoals May 28, 2020

cob corn

Something only you can do with the boys, extra butter and heat.

I’m makin cob corn for dinner.

by DiscoDub July 19, 2021

Cob on

To have a wank or beat one off to a fellow colleague or friend.

or

To have a bonner/ erection for someone or something.

Im going to Cob on

by JustAManInAWorldOfFun May 11, 2023