Clakmat

n. 1) Douche baggery in it's highest form. Often someone who will be hypocritical to the point where they do it in your face, just to show superiority or plain stupidity.

2) Someone who is completely oblivious the the obvious joke, or not recognizing blatant sarcasm. Often uses profanity awkwardly, and at inappropriate moments.

3) Someone who constantly tries to fit in, at the worst possible times, and almost always fails. Also likes to make other people feel like shit when ever they can do something that you can't.

1:"Wow man, you got a 65 on that quiz? DAMN. I got a 96..."
2:"Shut up, you clakmat."

3:"And by the converse of the transit..."
4:"HORSE ASSES"

5: "Racist jokes? That's just sad man, just plain sad..."
5: "Hey, want to hear a joke? A black guy goes into a bar and..."

by NentertainmentS March 10, 2010

Cammyed

To be tricked into getting drunk by a beautiful bartender.

Man, I was just meeting a friend for a drink or two, then wham! I was Cammyed by the hottie behind the bar.

by BrianIsLivid January 22, 2011

Clam Paint

White residue left at the base of a man's penis after having sex with a girl.

She came a lot so my dick is covered in clam paint!

by ClamPaint April 19, 2011

clam bashing

When two lesbians engage in the scissor manouvere.

Would you like to join me in the woods for some clam bashing?

by CJFOXTROTTER May 31, 2011

Clam jumper

A manwhore. Guy that jumps from clam to clam.

Did you guys hear about Dave? He slept with Amber, Jenny and Jennifer, he's such a clam jumper.

by khigga June 12, 2013

A Cammo

The act of drinking a beer without finishing it. 'A Cammo' is often identified while removing the empty bottles on the following morning and residual beer remains in one or more bottles. The person(s) executing 'A Cammo' are usually ridiculed for their lack of masculinity.

*Person 1 is cleaning up empty bottles in the morning and notices residual beer*
Person 1: "Fuck, it looks like Matt pulled A Cammo last night. What a fucking homo!"

by Goose69 June 20, 2013

dick claim

When a single male has options within a group of females and is limited because one of the females is overtly being territorial and “claiming” him.

“keke hit me up to meet her and her friends at the bar. I was going to get with her friend but it was obvious by all her texts and her being up on me that she had already put in the Dick Claim before I arrived.

by Papi chino August 14, 2018