Chris 

A Dumb Ass Mother Fucker Who Can't Spell

"Dude. He got 0 out of 50 on the spelling test"
"He must be a Chris."

Chris by horfenico October 16, 2008

Chris 

Chris is the biggest fag you will ever meet.

Fuck there's Chris. What a fag.

Chris by Jacob The G March 31, 2015

Chris 

A asian boy with a small pee-pee <3

Damn that asian boy Chris got a tiny pee-pee

Chris by SnoopiePink August 11, 2015

chris 

The most inconciderate person i have ever met. AND has the smallest penis I have ever seen.

Dude look at that chris total douche!

chris by lovepink10 September 25, 2010

Chris 

Slang for a tiny wiener that will never get laid and is or owned by a mexican.

Carlo's pulled out his Chris and his girlfriend shrieked with terror.

Chris by Jasonvb69 December 14, 2010

Chris 

To forget entire English language in a matter of seconds due to an unforeseen event, such as the entrance of a beautiful woman into a conversation.

"She came over and joined the conversation, she spoke to him and then he f*cking chris'd, it was awkward as hell."

Chris by DoucheTwat September 25, 2014

chris 

a douche bag who got raped:)

chris: danny your high ?
danny: shut up.
you got raped.

chris by jasmine(muffin) June 21, 2008