Caitfishing

When you get scammed by a bitch named Caitlin

I met this girl named Caitlin, we went on a few dates and we had fun but she ended up not being who I thought she was. I was a victim of Caitfishing.

by NAN126 March 4, 2019

Catfiscated

When you have something wonderful, but a cat approaches and steals your item of comfort. Usually the act of stealing is not, in fact, to enhance the cat's experience, but to tout their self-importance.

Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.

"I put cream in my iced coffee this morning, and after I put my coffee down, the stupid cat walked up and drank it."

"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."

by Frosty3434 May 17, 2019

catfight

When two or more *nix shell scripters argue whether cat is necessary or if shell redirection will suffice (and/or is superior).

Admin 1: You don't need to `cat file | grep word` you can just do `grep word file`
Admin 2: Is it really more performant <eye roll>??!
Admin 3: You can do this `var =$(< test)` instread of `var=$(cat test)`
Admin 2: Umm yeah I accidentally clobbered a file when I goofed up and did `var =$(> test)`, I'll keep using cat
Admin 1 & 3: Noooooooo! It's a Useless Use of Cat (UUOC) !!!!1!1!!!!
Admin: How did this become a catfight?!

by brunerd November 29, 2022

Catfishfuckboi

Someone who leads on numerous women only online, discussing how much he loves them and how he wants cuddles and to watch movie (perhaps camp rock).

Yea (girl) is getting catfishfuckboi'd by that skinny white kid again
Been there done that, we almost got married!

by Theonewhofucks October 13, 2015

catish

someone who is being weird or lazy
doesn't really have a meaning it just replaces what you want to say

hey you catish come here

by amgasd February 9, 2021

catfisting

A sexual act where you trick someone into thinking you will give them a rimjobbut instead fist them.

I decided to try catfisting last night, boy did my girlfriend get a shock!

by 2lstgun September 26, 2017

Chatfish

A girl/boy that appears edgy and interesting on social media but in real life it's like talking to a brick wall

Bro 1: "she seemed so cool on insta but I linked her and she had the personality of a wooden spoon"
Bro 2:"looks like you just got chatfished Bro"

by Sharvey132 April 8, 2020