Cloak Cackle

When a man in a dark black cloak comes up to you offers you candy and you accept. But there is a plot twist the candy is poisoned and it kills you. The man in the dark cloak comes back to your corpse and performs a more or less horrendous sexual act on your body.

Damn that girl looks like the cloak cackler ran into her.

by Cloak Cackler November 30, 2016

c cacc mcdic

Noun: A person so lonely that they makes self-hating jokes about themself so that it hurts less when others make fun of them.

Verb: to scram or to shut up. Typically used when angry or annoyed.

Maddie: *Rambling about some nonsense relentlessly*

Sydney: "Get a drink and c cacc mcdic!"

by Isa Mia Mario February 16, 2018

Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind

I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.

by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019

Splash Cache

The place in a woman’s mind where she keeps her sexually desired people and fantasies to access during any time of passion with either herself or others. I.e., the female equivalent of the “Spank Bank”

Oh man, Cate Blanchett is super hot in Ocean’s 8. She is definitely in my Splash Cache

by SpaceGirlK May 29, 2019

sope de caca

A being or thing that stinks repulsively.
A slang "mexican" word for "little cool dude". Sometimes used for affection to a little sope(s).

The king of sope sometimes uses this word...he is the one who wrote this definition, of course.

Hi sope de caca!
What are you doing, you sope de caca?!
What you doing, sope?
It smells like a sope de caca you sope de caca..

by The King Sope July 29, 2009

Doral Academy Cactus Campus

dacc is the most absurd school you’ll see, it’s a k-8 school and the halls are so tight. everyone goes out in the halls at the same time, so it’s 3rd graders trying to not get trampled by 8th graders who are pushing 6th graders. there’s no diversity. there’s 2 black people in our grade and everyone else is white or filipino. they’re entitled and so are the teachers. they created a thing called “cbt” which stands for “community building time” ; less aggressive detention. chewing gum? cbt. phone in your hand in the hall? cbt. they don’t have enough money to be a private school so they make us pay for uniforms and call it “charter” school. they have shitty public lunches and teachers bully students as well as students bullying students. there aren’t any good sports like lax, baseball, softball, hockey, tennis, swim, and track. only football, basketball, soccer, and volleyball. on the topic of sports, we only have 3 real sport coaches. what i mean, is that the volleyball coach is also the media teacher. i’ve been going here for 4 years and im glad its my last. we aren’t getting a good education. none of us have any motivation to do work but ask for homework anyway because we’ve been told “it helps us grow” when the only thing it does is piss our peers off. i pray for the teachers at our highschools who have to put up with our bad work ethics and “can we do a project” or “what about homework” bullshit ;)

freshman boy 1 - why does that girl keep asking about the homework. the teacher doesn’t want to grade it and we don’t want to do it
freshman boy 2 - she came from doral academy cactus campus
freshman boy 1 - oh fuck

by diaryofawimpyhoe November 10, 2019

Arizona sorehoe cactus

Any female that has had enough penice in her to qualify as a cactus is a Arizona sorehoe cactus. This female can be found at any dope man's house , in their car, watching their kids and or sitting in the corner trying to get a freebe from anyone willing.

Man that girl Casandra is a real Arizona sorehoe cactus. I hear she does anybody for anything.

Man that girl casandra has more dicks in her then a porky pine. She's a real sorehoe cactus.

by Psd publishing February 23, 2020