(alternatively "Bruised Gendered") When you rip a man's genetilia off and stick it head first up thir own rectums and proceed to preform intercourse with it in the anus.
by Bombaclots Bill September 25, 2015
The process of walking along an area with sharp objects such as glass, rocks, thorns, etc. while barefoot. This is reminiscent of Bruce Willis' character, John McClane in the movie Die Hard. In the movie he is forced to walk along broken glass while barefoot.
by Schuster J October 23, 2007
Having the most epic luck that permits anything bad, horrible or shit house from happening to you...especially when with the oizeys!
"Hey man guess what, i just applied for a job to get $38 000 for 3 months work and all i gotta do is hand out flavoured milk with a rig by my side"
"Buulllllshiiiiiit, you've got the bruce luck man"
"Buulllllshiiiiiit, you've got the bruce luck man"
by puggachug September 06, 2011
by crookt December 31, 2021
The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
When in the middle of the act of sexual intercourse when one becomes angry for unknown reasons, "Hulk Smash!!!" is said, Or during climax.
Is also used to refer to loud grunting noises emitted from male pornstars during a taping.
Is also used to refer to loud grunting noises emitted from male pornstars during a taping.
"He gave her The Bruce Banner so loud we could hear it from down the hall."
"uuhn! UH! Hulk Smash!!!"
"uuhn! UH! Hulk Smash!!!"
by Dr. Lickenbush October 05, 2005
the act of taking a goose and or swan and placing its elongated head and neck up your anal hole and letting it nibble on your prostate causing an ejaculation out of your bung
hey gary you ever been so smashed you did a lil bruce goose in the park with some children while eating some chicken wings.
by walter tits March 24, 2006