Brown Cap 

To Brown Cap is to accidentally poop while attempting to break wind. The term generally refers to a sold turd as opposed to wet shit (see loose poopies, i.e. shart), that results from an over exerted attempt to fart. It can also reference an 'almost' turd beginning to be released while pushing a difficult fart, that's allowed to slip back into the anus.

Damn, I was digesting that t-bone an hour after dinner on the way to the Mozart festival. I lifted my left cheek, figuring my date wouldn't notice a crisp one, considering the road noise. To my surprise, I started to brown cap and almost lost control of the car. Once there, I double checked my boxers for tell-tale skid marks.

Brown Cap by Big Ed Moustapha March 17, 2009

Brownback

A sexual act, preferred by Republicans in which loose stools are are rubbed on the back, over the eyes and in the mouth of one's partner while Fox News plays in the background.

Sam and Mary's children were turned off to heterosexual sex for the rest of their lives after they walked in on their parents brownbacking on the living room floor.

Brownback by Shellll February 12, 2015

bob brown 

1.the leader of the greens party australia, a worthless do-gooder piece of shit planet loving goat fucking hypocritical alarmist fuckwit.

2. someone who supports the above

1. person 1: who is bob brown? person 2: the leader of the greens party australia, a worthless do-gooder piece of shit planet loving goat fucking hypocritical alarmist fuckwit.

2. a latte sipping, prius driving, do-gooder/politically correct greenie.

bob brown by thepinkdotinausskeptic23 May 20, 2011

Brown Nosed Rudolph 

When a man gets on all fours and tucks his boner back while a woman gives him head. Her nose goes in the butthole while she sucks him off.

Stab got his christmas gift in the form of Faye giving him a Brown Nosed Rudolph.

Brown Nosed Rudolph by Gapino March 20, 2009

Chris Brown Beat Down 

A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.

Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba

"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G

Chris Brown Beat Down by cockandnuts February 11, 2009

Brown Sub 

Brown Sub (Brownsville) is a notoriously dangerous area of Miami-Dade County, FL. This neighborhood was prominently featured in George Gittoes 2006 Documentary "Rampage."

When you visit Miami, steer clear of these areas: Brown Sub, Liberty City, Overtown, Little Haiti, Opa Locka, etc...

Brown Sub by GuttaMan July 20, 2008

brown kiss

to fart and then dedicate it to somebody.

Pete farts, then says "That was a brown kiss for you."

Ramon answers: "Thank you!"

brown kiss by Pete S. aka lvlasta_lee October 25, 2006