Bedside Bake

Waking up- rolling over in bed and smoking. If you get out of bed the process is ruined.

I woke up at 10:30 this morning reached from my bed to the side table and smoked sitting on my bedside... What other way to start of the day than with a bedside bake?

by Nostaw CB September 4, 2010

Bake n' Flake

–verb

1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.

Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?

by franalpo November 2, 2009

Bakersfouled

The hazy, self-centered mindframe of a Bakersfield resident. Culturally predisposed to become boyfouled or girlfouled. Known for acquiring massive head injuries and ruining other counties' sand dunes with ATVs. Advanced cases involve bro trucks with bumper nuts and NOTW stickers, meth, an obnoxious girlfriend with breast implants obtained from one of numerous local plastic surgery clinics, and hanging out until 1 AM in the Walgreens parking lot with all of the above. Other cities in California hope Bakersfield will just go away if they ignore it long enough but unfortunately its influence only grows.

Man, I totally felt Bakersfouled the other day. Like my brain had changed since I moved down here. I felt like a total tard.

by erin go bwah January 26, 2011

Baked Like a Potato

Being under the heavy influence of weed while being Irish. Irish people have the uncanny ability to relate everything back to a potato.

I'm so baked Like a Potato

by Dan The Destroyer March 12, 2015

Baker's Join

A baker's join is that little slither of bread you find when pulling apart two connecting bread buns. It can be found in many types of bread.

Oi, look at the baker's join on me sausage bap, it's still attached.

by TheGeordiePedro June 14, 2016

Bake a Hot Loaf

To brew up and take massive shit.

I’m going to be late for work today cause imma bout to bake a hot loaf.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018

Baked monkey

While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."

Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.

by bakedmonkey69 February 1, 2022