Buffalo Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while on the toilet eating chicken wings.

My pig girlfriend asked if I would like a Buffalo Blumpkin.

by Sex Actz March 27, 2019

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blumpkin dumpkin

When the giver of a blumpkin dumps a turd at the same time the receiver empties his bowels and ejaculates

Myself and my partner both enjoy each others shit smell and that is why I invented the blumpkin dumpkin

by bully1 September 18, 2008

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equestrian blumpkin

A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.

"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"

by The Masked Pooper January 6, 2009

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Dietrich Blumpkin

this is when one recieves a blumpkin but is not sitting on a toilet bowl. The receiver just starts shitting whereever he is receiving the blowjobs. also known as a Lindy Blumpkin because the origins are said to have started in Lindenhurst.

Yo mike was getting head in his bed, but let his bowels loose and got the dietrich blumpkin!

by Tom H. November 11, 2006

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golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.

I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.

by tophieCC March 11, 2010

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