frient with benefits

A frient with benefits is a friend with whom you enjoy marijuana (friend + ent) and occasionally get partially/fully naked or whatever. Need not include sex.

Dude I'm so stoked to have met Jolie, we had a blast Saturday night getting blazed together, went for a walk in the rain, and then we ended up getting naked at my place. The next morning we had coffee on my porch and she's like "that was really nice, we should do it again soon." I'm so glad to have a frient with benefits!

by mikeybeef August 6, 2012

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beneigh

a DELICIOUS pastry made from deep-fried dough covered in powdered sugar found in New Orleans at Cafe Du Monde.

Oh my God! Beneighs are amazing! I am so glad I came to New Orleans!

by 123ECH123 November 16, 2011

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bitch with benefits

A woman you're hooking up with despite her being such a bitch your friends cannot imagine why you put up with her shit for five minutes.

Question: Dude, you aren't serious about that ratcliff stuck up robin whore witch are you?

Answer: No, man, that's just my bitch with benefits.

by spokaman October 21, 2010

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Friends with Benefits

Friends is perhaps a little too generous here too but appropriate if you and a person who already had an established friendship drink a little too much spiced rum one evening at a party after everyone else has gone to bed and decide that you suddenly find each other attractive. It may be possible for you both continue to stay friends and occasionally root each other but eventually your friendship will be ruined for an approximate period of three years. After that time you may be capable of laughing about it without feeling awkward. Meeting someone for the first time, having sex and then trying to develop a friends with benefits type relationship can only work for a short period of time because you did not become friends first. Calling yourselves friends is just a simple excuse to continue to root without having to deal with the difficult conversations about who leaves the toilet seat up.

You know, I never thought you were hot before but wow, you truly are beautiful. maybe we should become friends with benefits.

by Relationship Guru July 22, 2015

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Wife Without Benefits

A girlfriend (platonic) who is the type you'd like to marry, only there's no chance of sex. Can be used by one girl about another girl, if the girls aren't lesbians.

As in:

Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).

A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.

Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.

Also derogatory for a sad situation where a couple wants to stay together, for the children, and also for friendship love, but the steam has gone out of the marriage, or the wife is holding back to punish the guy, or the woman can't sustain sexual interest.
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.

Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.

Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...

by wordsmith99 February 4, 2010

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