Behenchod

An Indian(Hindi) popular slang which means sisterfucker

Do you know Raj is fucking his step-sister?...what a behenchod he is..

by YourGuySenpai July 11, 2022

Bench Sitter Syndrome

When you are capable of playing, but the coach doesn’t put you in the game and you stay on the bench the whole year. Having this syndrome does not mean that you have a bad attitude, it just means the coach might bring up a JV player to play in a spot that you are perfectly capable of playing, and the coach never gives you a chance for zero reasons at all…..

I have bench sitter syndrome, the coach must not like me for some reason.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.

This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023

benchd'or

My name is Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo and I sit on my glorious pench to play for Pal passr

Timmy: Give my pidol Pristiano penaldo his benchd'or or he retire 😡😡😡😡

by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo July 26, 2023

Benchnaldo

Benchnaldo was the best paid travelling bench rater in all of England during the first half of the 2022/23 season. His career peaked during the World Cup where he was benched in all knock-out games for Portugal. Sadly, his career came to an end after his owner Ten Hag kicked him out of Penchester Urinated after scoring just 1 league goal from August to January. Nowadays, Benchnaldo finds himself in a retiring home in Saudi Arabia

Sam: Someone broke into my house yesterday and stole the bench of my bench press
Josh: It must've been Benchnaldo then

by cr7isfinished October 1, 2023

pung beech

Punk bitch with a Russian accent.

Shhwat do you want pung beech!

by earmeister May 9, 2011

nostalgic benchmark

When one person in a group or family holds on to a symbolic memory or experience with more importance than the other people involved in that experience or memory. For this person, a nostalgic benchmark holds a reference point for a significant event that is no longer significant to others who were involved in this experience or event.

A mother and son always go to a certain restaurant to eat chicken wings. As the son grows older, he no longer likes chicken wings and has no desire to eat them, but the mother insists on going back to the restaurant, which serves the chicken wings that both of them once loved. For the mother this is a nostalgic event, but for the son, who no longer eats chicken wings or likes them, this experience of going to the restaurant to eat chicken wings no longer holds any importance or nostalgia. So, for the mother this is a nostalgic benchmark, but for the son, it has no importance, or nostalgia, it has no benchmark anymore.

by merlin's memory July 25, 2011