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beef flaps

the term 'beef flaps' is used in a derrogatory fashion to describe the female genitalia, as they tend to, (especially when a female is aroused) resemble two peices of flappy beef, between the legs of the woman.
'look at doreen's beef flaps, i bet you a tenner she hasnt shaved them in at least three weeks!'
by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 21, 2004
mugGet the beef flapsmug.

Beef oven

Noun Derived from the famous composer Beethoven, this is a term used to describe and denote the female sexual organ
can i see your beef oven love? (imagine 1) said in cockny accent)

2) so when your daughter gets out of school im going to smash her beef oven in...so 3.30 then, yeah?

3) i want to put my roast in tims mothers beef oven
mugGet the Beef ovenmug.

beef breeze

A silent or low key fart that is very rank in smell and texture. Sometimes may seem juicy or dry. Always hilarious.
A:"Let's blame Lisa of gas"
B:"Okay"
A:"Lisa did you let one go?"
Lisa:"NO! that was YOU!"
B:"No Lisa, I do believe that was you, and it sounded like a Beef Breeze, at that!"
by Rikky November 25, 2005
mugGet the beef breezemug.

Corned Beef

When a cock is covered in shit with chunks of corn in it after anal sex.
Damn, after I pulled out of her ass, my dick was corned beef"
by ratian April 23, 2014
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beef sock

the male genitalia, penis. Used only in the most sophisticated of social circles.
Amy really enjoys when I shove my stinky beef sock into her velvet lined meat wallet.
by MC Gummo August 27, 2010
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Slab of beef

Tandem master>I'll take that slab of beef, suit them up.
by sonic4ce January 27, 2009
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Beef Or Chicken

When you finna fight someone but you wanna find out if they're a pussy or not, or when someone insults you and you challenge them to a fight.
Person: Ey fuck you bro
You: Aight Beef or Chicken nigga
Person: Oh its like that, lets go then bitch
by JobLobber July 21, 2018
mugGet the Beef Or Chickenmug.

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