Beef Rope 

A massive turd. Usually one that’s at periscope depth while also going deep into the porcelain abyss.

I worked out a beef rope this morning. Had to be a foot long. I left it for my roommate to see.

You might want to light a candle in there. I just hung a beef rope.

He clapped my cheeks so hard and deep I dropped a beef rope a couple days later.

Beef Rope by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Beef Bullet 

Penis

When I took that skank home I had my beef bullet in her twat in like 2 minutes.

Beef Bullet by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010

beef bazooka 

A reference to a male organ or penis. Used as a descriptive term for ones massive manhood.

She took a blast from my beef bazooka like an experianced professional

beef bazooka by crank April 20, 2005

beef flaps 

the term 'beef flaps' is used in a derrogatory fashion to describe the female genitalia, as they tend to, (especially when a female is aroused) resemble two peices of flappy beef, between the legs of the woman.

'look at doreen's beef flaps, i bet you a tenner she hasnt shaved them in at least three weeks!'

beef flaps by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 21, 2004

beef breeze 

A silent or low key fart that is very rank in smell and texture. Sometimes may seem juicy or dry. Always hilarious.

A:"Let's blame Lisa of gas"
B:"Okay"
A:"Lisa did you let one go?"
Lisa:"NO! that was YOU!"
B:"No Lisa, I do believe that was you, and it sounded like a Beef Breeze, at that!"

beef breeze by Rikky November 25, 2005

Beef oven 

Noun Derived from the famous composer Beethoven, this is a term used to describe and denote the female sexual organ

can i see your beef oven love? (imagine 1) said in cockny accent)

2) so when your daughter gets out of school im going to smash her beef oven in...so 3.30 then, yeah?

3) i want to put my roast in tims mothers beef oven

Beef oven by Gary Vonhiscoxcarlyoncrebohansonsansamlagenbagenschlgenandthatsarealwordyeah? December 12, 2008

Beef Stamp 

The female equivalent of the tea bag. A female places her labia on the forehead of another person. Extra points for a suction sound while pulling away.

Jill totally beef stamped Jack after he passed out.

Beef Stamp by UWishSkank August 25, 2008