angry beaver

going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one's teeth

I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.

by Chris Cole November 12, 2003

beaver fever

Beaver fever also known as (giardia) is a bactiria that is tranfered from one water sorce to another mostly by beavers since they live in the water. It is caused from infected fecal matter near water that has not properly been disposed of. This can cause animals and humans to vomit and give them diarya if not treated and could lead to death of dehydration.

Doc I got the beaver fever and I'm shiting my brains out.

by moose406 May 26, 2010

Beaked Up

to have snorted cocaine

dont go near him, he's all beaked up

by un-known-name January 10, 2009

Beavermint

A refreshment after oral sex.
Mints in the shape of a beaver
Also known as Bereavement...

"Hey! I could use a beavermint right about now."
"Excuse me, do you have any beavermints?"
"Wow, someone needs a beavermint right about now."
"Save a tree, Eat a beaver (mint)!!!"

by Wittness January 7, 2010

Beaverdamming

The female expression to say "cockblocking".

Elisa beaverdammed Charlotte the other day, she did not get laid because of the beaverdamming that went on.

by Esben Smith November 12, 2011

Missouri beaver breakfast

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.

My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.

by captainbeaverpants July 30, 2010

Skanky Beaver

An invasive species that was first discovered in New Zealand in the March of 2018.
They cause obnoxiousness and destruction wherever they go. They inhabited Wellington, migrated to the south island of New Zealand, popped up in the Tongariro National Park, and have now settled in Auckland.
There are at least 7 skanky beavers now located in Auckland, it is unknown how long they live for. Their breeding habits are not known. It is also unknown if they are dangerous or not. What is known about them is that they are extremely skanky, they should be approached with caution...

"Wow did you see those skanky beavers doing the Harlem Shake on the ferry through Marlborough Sounds?" - Man who saw skanky beavers.

"Yeah, pretty skanky..." - Woman replying to question

by the_groganator June 7, 2018