taming the bear

taking a piss with a boner

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014

pube bear

a teddy bear made out of pubes

i've got hair stuck in my teeth from the pube bear.

by dr.pube November 22, 2010

cancellation bear

Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.

I love Parks and Rec. I hope the cancellation bear is out to get Whitney so Parks gets renewed!

by attackturnip September 12, 2012

cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.

Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.

by 31B20 January 2, 2016

Matthew Bear

the God of the Bear belief, also referred to as "The Bear" or "The Almighty".

I can't, I'm praying to Matthew Bear.

by Bearite April 9, 2008

Bear Troll

A personality type one gets after smoking. It means all one does is eat and sleep. One then denies it and trolls on everyone else.

Stephen- you're sleeping
Melissa - no I'm not, my eyes are open
Christina - lol she's such a bear troll

by CCSW September 26, 2012

Boogah Bear

A person or thing that is extremely loveable and its the cutest thing ever.

Oh my gosh he is such a boogah bear!

by boogah lover November 28, 2012