Beantastic

the most beautiful/ most perfect thing in the world. Bc she’s the best bean in the whole world.

My girlfriend is so beantastic

by 87john87 November 5, 2025

Beantastic

The most beautiful and prettiest thing in the whole word. Because my girlfriend is a perfect little bean.

My girlfriend is so Beantastic.

by 87john87 November 5, 2025

Beancake

A noise you make to express a feeling of achievement

e.g. Yo beancake I just got excepted into uni

by Alexander klarrson December 14, 2025

Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.

Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .

by Naughty Nikkii April 8, 2016

carpet beanbag

The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.

Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

colorado beanbag

When your drunk and teabag your best friend while they are passed out .

Hey man did you Colorado Beanbag me last night ?
Fuck yeah man and you loved it !

by BatmanfucksScarecrow November 23, 2018