Snail Breath

1.A person having breath of snails due to normally not flossing
2.Worst breath you have ever smelled
3. Most likley a result of halitosis

"Dude that chick had the worst snail breath"
"That Dudes got snails"

by Will Carrington January 09, 2009

snail trail

When someone is fucked so much in the asshole and are filled with so much cum, that when they can walk a trail of cum is secreted resembling that of a snail's trail.

In prison, John's nickname was "snail trail", for the trail of cum he left on the ground as he slowly walked around.

by Bobbith E. Jordan February 11, 2008

snail mail

something strongbad does in his weekly routine.

I gotta snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.

by john smead February 12, 2005

Snail Neglect

Snail slime has become increasingly popular as a treatment for wrinkles. It is believed that the slime possesses anti-wrinkle properties though whether this is true is sorely debated. Day in day out, snails that would go about minding their own business, terrorising lettuces and meaning no harm to us, are abused and neglected for their slime. This sort of treatment must stop. If you are against snail abuse and neglection text SNAIL to 07842 (texts cost £2) or donate £30 today to bring snail abusers to justice. We have rights so do they. Eventually, we should get around to stopping the French eating them, stopping kids throwing them at walls for pleasure, but for now we feel this is the ultimate issue. Snail slime is not needed when we can all age gracefully.

Thank you.

"STOP SNAIL NEGLECT"

by Aredhel January 25, 2013

Grumpy Snail

When one partner lays reluctantly on his/her stomach and is then penetrated in the anus by their partner. Said partner has their back haunched for maximum insertion-giving the appearance of the shell.

"Tina owed me a favor so she let me give her a grumpy snail before we left for the party."

by fireman623 October 17, 2013

snail race

When you are inebriated on some type of drug that slows you down. You feel as if everything is in slow motion. Coined by Lil Wayne best rapper alive.

I like Promethazine, I'm in the snail race.

Purple got me movin slow, like I'm in a snail race.

by Jemjam19 November 30, 2009

Snail Trail

When a female wipes off her vagina juices on to her hand, then smears it down her lover's face.

Guy 1: "Do you like getting snail trails?"

Guy 2: "Sure do. I love my face getting wet with vagina juice!"

by jaam121388 December 04, 2010