third base

The third degree of the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is of course, the four "F"s. French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

With his finger in Jenny's twat, he knew he had reached the coveted third base.

by rarmeister January 17, 2004

Ace of Base

A swedish Euro pop group whose first hit single in the US was The Sign in 1992. The whole album was badass. They were somewhat of an updated version of ABBA, in which there was a blonde girl, blonde guy, brunette girl, and brunette fat guy.

Have you heard the new Ace of Base album?

See also: ABBA

by ToxicArtichoke November 24, 2006

third base

The third base before home plate in baseball you damn perverts.

Jacki Robinson advanced to thrid from second after Duke Snider's single to centerfield.

by Paulness May 31, 2005

20th base

giving yourself a blowjob and then your penis blows up.

"Dude I went to 20th base last night"
"Can you really?"

by Divi September 17, 2006

44th base

When you proceed to grow to gigantic proportions and have group sex with Godzilla, Rodan, King Kong, the Cloverfield monster and the Power Rangers' Megazord in Manhattan whilst shoving the retaliating fighter jets in your ass and the tanks into the shafts of yours and the other participating parties’ penises. The climax of getting to 44th base involves simultaneous ejaculations which subsequently drown all of the citizens in New York.

1 - "That was awesome dude, last night I got to fucking 44th base"

2 - "My dad was in NY for a business meeting. He didn't come back"

1 - "Wow, sorry dude"

2 - "Ain't no thang, he was an alcoholic douche who used to touch me and beat my mom"

by Ason In Korea January 27, 2009

to give base

taking off pants and rubbing ass together while holding hands,. can be done with clothes on at school dances ;) often done in mature clubs.

I got so much base from that girl last night!
Did he give you base?
man, its so much fun to give base.

by john cortez July 8, 2011

400th base

sex with your dog while eating a donut and realizing you are actualing havign a 5some with donkeys in a lagoon while a supernova is going on

i was talking with my buddies and asked if i got some and all i said was we went to 400th base =

by gunther peterson March 11, 2008