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barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

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by jbttum3 March 2, 2010
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barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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Barney Burton

Barney Burton is a person who can't score goals for shit and his spelling is terrible
Oh my good look at this veiw it's almost as good as the open goal I missed yesterday, Barney Burton said
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Barney

The Lord and savior we must all praise \/
BARNEY IS LOVE BARNEY IS LIFE
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Barney

The best and swaggiest guitar player in the world who dresses like a grandpa.
by ConnysDeadCorpse June 7, 2023
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pickle x barney yummy they will make beautiful babies rawr ;)
Pickle the Dino loves barney lets go to their wedding
by green sausage December 7, 2021
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Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex
BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!
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